Looking for internet porn on Google, whilst pissed.
Me: I got the beer googles last night whilst my bird was asleep in bed.
friend: You knocked one out whilst she was asleep? fuck!
Me: yeah, but I tried to get it over so quick my nob was chafed red raw, I won't be able to have sex for a couple days either.
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