With Out No K.Y. When you don't have any lubricant for butt-sex, but you decide to do it anyway.
"I can't believe you let him do you W.O.N.K.Y. Your ass must be SORE!"
av Dr. Buttz 7. september 2007
Extremely drunk
Jack was so wonky last night! Did you see him try to get off with that tree?
av Grottyface 11. november 2014
fucking....fucked up.
dude, that chick is so wonky!

why man?

dude. SHE HAS FREAKING BLUE WAFFLE.
av bluewaffle12345yu 16. august 2010
The after feeling one gets after smoking weed. It is essentially a high hangover.
This weed will have me feeling wonky for days.
av Lilpistolstarter 23. august 2013
adjective: flaccid. limp, of a penis.

when yo jonky is not doin its thang right, its wonky.
i was gonna hit this nice m&m sesh with that trick monica, but then monique walked in and mah jonky went all wonky.
av AldeyRAY 23. januar 2010
Wonky (n) - the slight cock eyed, retarded horse like thing you might see on blackpool beach taking obese family members 10 yards down the beach before the 'wonky' collapses. In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'
In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'
av Ben Sutton HK 22. januar 2010
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