An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.
Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!
av TheNameIsHedvig 28. april 2014
A small amphibian with a hard shell and loose skin. It walks at a slow speed and can live for up to 200 years!
The turtle walk slowly across the street.
av SexyMan12271 5. november 2013
Someone who is slow at realizing just about anything. They comprehend something 5 minutes after you say it. They are usually awfully slow.
"Man im no turtle!"
"I said you were an hour ago"
av iamthyturtle 12. januar 2012
Verb

The sexual act of repeatedly inserting and removing only the head of the penis without inserting the shaft.
Tom totally turtled my ass last night.
av Free Nerdity 6. januar 2012
A four legged beast that eats people and other creatures.
The turtle ate my children.
av The All Knowing Ninja 20. april 2011
1. a) (verb) To drive abnormally below (at least 10 k/mph) the posted speed limits, even under ideal driving conditions.

b) To drive slower than conditions say would be safe.

2. (noun) A person who commits 1a or 1b; An asshole who drives ridiculously slowly during rush hour, holding up traffic, and pissing commuters off.
Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind some turtle turtling her way down the expressway.
av Nunuv Yabizness 26. januar 2011
may come in the form of a complusive lier, usually resides in the tri state area, also enjoys spending its time riding small hard objects that are from its own family blood lines, plans are not its strong point and will dodge any form of communication followed up by a poor excuse, that usually equates to "tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it"
tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it
av hmmhmm 12. januar 2011

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