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1.
Someone or something that is absolutely fucking useless
Brian is a douchebag. There is foreskin worth more them him. He's clearly as useful as tits on a bull.
av JP 11. mars 2005
 
2.
The observation of the vestigial nature of mammary glands on a male cow (bull) in as much as these serve no useful purpose. useless worthless
That guy in the porters lodge is about as useless as tits on a bull
av The Druggist 18. august 2008
 
3.
Used as an epresion of uselessness.
Goddamn It John, your wife gives some killer cone, other than that shes as useless as tits on a bull fuck.
av bt 27. februar 2003
 
4.
A great traditional aussy saying. When used in a sentence it refers to how completely and utterly useless something is (as would be tits on a bull)
1. Every time I try to use the fucking phone for calls/sms or internet I get cut off. This phone provider is as useless as tits on a bull. Fucking cunts

2. I saw Shelley walking to the beach today, she was out sunbathing and I requested intercourse, she said she would prefer not to as she is married. That stupid bitch is as good as tits on a bull
av Wozzgalaxy 21. februar 2011