To completely dominate a toilet bowl with explosive shits
Brian: "I just splatterblasted the shitter"
av thejammonster 6. august 2008
The act of having explosive diarrhea. Can be used as a noun or verb.
Dude, Don't go into that first bathroom! Josh just SPLATTER BLASTED the whole thing!
av The-One-And-Only-Nate.O 22. februar 2012