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When a guy or girl are sprung on someone or something.
Damn that girl I met last night's got me simpin.
av Dario Barrera aka hrtbrkkid2 18. april 2007

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When a man a man shows alot of affection to a woman when he's around her but acts as if she means nothing around his friends.
Simpin ass Man to girl: Oh baby I love you so much. I don't know what I would ever do with out you..

Simpin ass Man to his boys: Man, I don't need that b*tch she aieght in the sack but there's other fish in the sea!!!
av Missizhunter 20. september 2007

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Simps are in-genuine men who act friendly, but are really trying to buy into a women's pants. They can be seen begging, being highly agreeable, and giving expensive gifts to a women they JUST met. When they inevitably get friend-zones, the simp becomes frustrated and declares"women only like assholes".
John: "Yesterday at the bar I spent all night complimenting and buying this random girl drinks."

Justin: "O wow your such a nice guy".

John:" I KNOW RIGHT!, yet I didn't even give me any "thank you" sex. She ended up going home with this asshole instead."

Justin: "...smh!"

John: "I tell you man, simpin aint easy!
av Captain Sava 23. desember 2011

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Simple Pimpin
A pimp who has 1 or 2 gurls
Man that doesn't know how to pimp.
av Jreed 26. juni 2005

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