square of soft paper used to remove feces from one's anus.
The men's restroom did not have enough shit tickets to clean my ass!.
av dronp 30. oktober 2010
The common house hold tolite paper
I need to buy more shit tickets
av Napleo 9. juni 2009
A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.
DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!
av Slashedace 4. april 2011
Another name for toilet paper
Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?
av jonhboy 2. august 2014
(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.
"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."
av Department of Behavioral Hell 23. august 2015
Another word for Toilet Paper. Also known as "Asswipe" (pronounced As-weep-eh)
Mark (from inside the bathroom): HONEY! GET ME MORE SHIT TICKETS!
av Shabangshwa95<3 13. februar 2009
Anything that is good in a homeless man's imagination
av Greg stegs 2. februar 2010