When you fart and a little bit or a whole lot of shit comes out.Can also have some quite humourous results..I will now tell you a story....

Once upon a time me, my cousin and his GF were having Macdonalds.My cousin told me (In hushed whispers) that he needed to fart really bad but didn't want his GF to hear.I told him to try and make it an SBD.Colin (my cousin) made a SBD but at a horrible cost....By the time we left the establishment it was on the floor.......I had to go back and clean it up....It was horrific.......................
The moral of the story is....If this happens to you RUN!!! don't go back and clean it up...............
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are my helpful (Maybe) catergories.

Cat1:Slight wet sensation...You got off easy...

Cat2:Spreads all over inside of boxers/briefs. If your going commando this could be a problem.

Cat3:Soaks through boxers/briefs and wets inside of pants
.If your going commando this is catergory 4.

Cat4:Has soaked through to the outside of pants and has now left a big brown/green mark on back of them.

Cat5:Runs down leg (Really bad if your wearing socks or god forbid...a skirt! 0.0 ....) ......

Cat6: An explosion (Example of it found in story).
Shart (have to say in example)
av Fucktarded Scarecrow 14. september 2009
To believe one is going to fart, but the outcome is having to clean ones pants of shit.
"Dude did you hear about Tom?"
"No mann what happened?"
"He totally sharted infront of his girlfriends parents"
"Mann dude, that fucker is screwed"
av Stanley McDanial 13. juni 2004
a cross between shittin yourself and a fart.

When one goes to fart, but shits themselves in it's place.
Jim, can you believe it.. I just shart! Now I have to go change out of my lucky jeans!
av The Cancer Coven 23. november 2004
shit art
"man that huge sculpture in front of the AT&T building is total shart"
av lucas 14. mars 2004
Shart is an amalgum of the words shit and art. Shart is commonly found in college degree shows and the like.
Lets go to the art college and see this years shart. We might get some free champagne.
av Nina Chadwick 10. september 2006
when you needa do a smelly as ripper and then you push a bit too hard and you do a little pellet in your pants. (sometimes not that little). can come in great amounts, depends on how hard you push.
"I was bored in class and i cut the cheese"
" i can smell that... it smells like more than a fart"
"yeah i just sharted.."
"OH YOU FUCKEN SMELL MAN GO HAVE A WASH"
"no i like the warm sensation trickling down my leg"
"oh dude im gonna puke"

*vomit*

*shart*
av _carri0n_ 1. oktober 2009
As stated above, an accidental emission of shiat, when only flatulence was intended.

Also known as losing the gamble.
Um, seriously, dude, we've gotta go. I totally just sharted.
av bscepter 12. februar 2005

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