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"Do I have to go to school again?!"
"I'm going to kill myself if I go to school again"
av Brisimonetti 12. november 2014
a place were you learn things
Billy says school sucks.
Synonym: A place for learning, Hell, Jail, Happiness
av zD4 10. november 2014
Where Teachers send you home for wearing the 'Incorrect' uniform but the reason you wear non uniform is to feel secure about yourself.

And where you have the dumb maths tests. Do people really go to a shop and buy 60 watermelons?
"Get you're ass away from school and go to your house now and get the right uniform."

'Luke bought 60 watermelons, which cost £1.74 each. How much did he spend?'
av Urbanary Diction 2. november 2014
1:Education camps, a place of forced learning with no end.
2: We're terrable thing happen such as learning.
Little Jimmy:guess what I learn a school today mommy

Mom: what honey?

Little jimmy: sodomy!
Mom:.......who, taught you that honey.....
Little jimmy: my gym teacher (a.k.a my boy Scott leader)
Mom: what did he teach you exactly?

Little jimmy: first you get down on your knees and then you place you mouth on the man stiff lower arm an suck, after a while you get rewarded with milk!
Mom: oh dear god! No!
av Peice of paper 28. oktober 2014
A place where we learn meaningless shit like how to solve the area of a triangle, but don't learn how to take care of a kid or how to pay taxes, or pretty much any daily thing we don't learn in school.
Example-

Guy- "What the hell how do I put this condom on my dick?"
Girl- "Who cares at least we know how to solve the area of a triangle."
School
av JakobeThatIsWhite 14. oktober 2014
A system used by the government to insure that they have enough people working the factories and giving them money.
The government purposely makes school very hard, so students will feel worthless and lose all hope in having a happy life. Students fail and can't get a great job. Resulting in them unwillingly working the factories and giving the government more money, just so they can brainlessly spend it on worthless stuff (like school) and go into debt. The debt then raises taxes and lessens even more the lives of the government slaves.
"Oh look, schools are now using the common core. The government must look at the youth as one big group, who are all the same and whom can't thing for ourselves. Because, it's not like anyone is different or learns a different way (sarcasm)"
av #FearTheFuzzy 18. september 2014
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