to poon..
to be pooned..
to do the pooning..
to do un-nameble things to someone in random orifices.
"I'm going to poon your girlfriend.. poon her right in the mouth"
av Peachy Cream 18. april 2004
That asian kid who deals weed out of his chinese restaurant.
Yo poon lemme get some trees... and that sweet and sour chicken.
av matt 1. april 2005
nothing... this word does not exist because the true spelling is p-u-n-e. so look up p-u-n-e
1) jerry: man that guy is a poon,
Lenny: no you spell pune p-u-n-e
jerry: oh yeah i forgot i was a dumbass
av kevin michael mcalpine 5. november 2004
1. A person the sniffs a girls bycycle seat.

2. A Vietnamese Prostitute
gee shes/hes such a poon
av adaman02 4. juni 2003
the word 'Poon' means to Suck farts out of dead seagulls,
along the beach.
That man is a Poon
#off #dirty #sick #wrong #wack
av [J@Y] 15. juli 2008
Verb

To utterly own something, someone. The point of no return, a level up from pwn.

Past Tense: Poon'd
Future Tense: I will poon

The chain of ownage:
Poon > Pwn > Own
Person1: Hey man whats up?
Person2: You fucking faggot get the fuck out and die.
Person1: Insecure much?
Person2: ...
Person1: Poon'd!
#areizzim #epic #own #lawl #pwn
av Jake ARE 16. mars 2007
Noun, and Verb- Short for harpoon. Also, the act of har(pooning) something or someone.
Yo Mike, we are going on a whaling trip this weekend, you in? HELLLLYAHHHHH MAN, AND I JUST GOT A NEW POON!
RIght on bro.

Hey, ill poon your ass.
#harpoon #whale #whaling #harpooning #blubber #george bush is a vagina.
av Jay Money 18. oktober 2006
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