to squeeze a juicy turd out of once anus
dude i need to pinch a loaf can i use ur toilet?
av vix and da suz 11. august 2005
Used to describe taking a shit. Used more so to describe taking a dump where a BIG piece of shit is "pinched". The BIG piece of shit is the "loaf" as in a loaf of bread in terms of size. To pinch a loaf is to shit out a turd that is the size of a loaf of bread. Pinching a loaf usually involves extreme stretching of the anus and pain is involved in pinching the loaf.
"I feel a huge turd coming on so I have to go pinch a loaf."
av KittyCatMan 6. oktober 2009
The act of dispursing poo out of the anus. Slang terms include: pinch a mean one, dropping the kids off at the pool, taking the browns to the super bowl, taking a dump, lose some poundage, drop a load, etc.
Hey man, I really gotta Pinch-A-Loaf, can I use your bathroom?
av Monnor Cunn 19. juli 2010
to take a massive warm shit simulating a fresh loaf of bread out of the oven....
man, i needed to pinch a loaf so bad and when i was finished the smell and look reminded me of my mothers cooking back in germany.
av poop<3er69 1. november 2010
1)To shit.
2)To irritate or surprise.
1) I gotta go pinch a loaf.
2)That just pinches my loaf!
av maclaird 19. januar 2009
When you take a dump that is big enough to pass as loaf of french bread from safeway!
"Dude i gotta Pinch a loaf"
av Spanky Lou 17. juni 2003
dropastool
man, i gotta dropastool
av grand master itchy 29. mars 2003

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