His mate: "We're in Otara, you sound surprised it stinks. Oh! Look! There's an unemployed maori peeing on the side of that shop!"
Jo Blo: "Oh yes! How could I not notice the graffiti everywhere, the unruly youthes pointlessly standing on street corners looking dangerous, the crappy half burnt out but still being used cars, and not to mention the uncut lawns and rubbish in every front yard".
His Mate: "Oh we're fucked! A group of moari 16 year olds is coming at us. Let's just hope all they want is us to give them a few cigarettes!"
Jo blo: "I just hope they aren't going to cannibalize us like they did the mori-oris!
Oh fuck, they have knives!"
Maori asshole 1: "Hey bro, yo gotta light?"
Maori asshole 2: (turns the music on his stolen phone up really loud to be anti-social and annoy everyone)
Jo blo: "Sorry, I don't smoke"
Maori asshole 1:"Watcha mean yo don't smoke??!! Yo fuckin wit me and me cuzziebros??!!"
Jo blo: Sorry I don't smok.....
Innocent man gets stabbed, a another murder is added to the long list of NZ murders.
girl 2 : oh my gosh , i went to Otara ! so many hot brown boys !
girl 1 : aw aye !? shit you needr take me with you next time
girl 2 : yeah sure thang !