An unkempt protective layer of hair covering the pubic mound on a woman's body. Terry Waite's allotment
Otherwise known as vagina, pussy, minge, gash, kebab, flange, fanjita, fanny, jack and danny, beef curtains, wizards sleeve, cunt, mingita, vag, snatch, twat, front bottom.
"She had to go and shave her lady garden for tonight"
"Ladies, please remember not to bash the lady garden against the pole"