The coolest people ever, and yes we ARE all alchoholics. dont beleive the lies, we are soaked with booze and thats the way we like it. NOT the same as british becasue we have so much better of an accent and are nly rivaled in awsomeness by scotland, both of which have kicked englands ass.
Man im so hungover, last night i really got into my irish heritage.
av Mr. CW Nelson 7. mars 2008
The most amazing people in the whole world!
Yeah most of them may be alcoholics but nobody is perfect!
They know how to throw one hell of a party!
Ned:I went to an amzing party last week and i drank so much that I'm still drunk now!
Ted:Wow! Who's party was it?
Ned: Oh this cool Irish dude's
av hells-bells 6. august 2005
irish to be from ireland. to be irish you have 1: to be born in ireland 2: a roman catholic 3: be able to hold your drink 4:must be able to trace your family back in ireland by 2000 years. 5:hate prods. 6: have at least one nobel prize laureate in your family 7: hate prods 8:hate the english 9:dance really badly 10: shagged at least 3 british girls in a year preferably up the arse 11: start a row in an empty room. 12:hate prods. 13:hate everyone else.14:must eat bacon everyday.15: shagged at least 50 prod girls in the mouth. 16: celebrate st paddys day everyday.
hello im irish, kiss me im irish, fuck me im irish, fuck off your irish,im irish an im gonna kick your fuckin door in drink all your beer shag your wife sister and granny at the same time, then wipe me cock on your curtains before pissin off to the pub for a refresher. ireland for the irish, prods out!
av da origanal playa 18. mai 2006
People of Irish descent. Considered the "Blacks of Europe" and for good reason. Scientific analysis has shown the Irish to be closer to apes than most Europeans, this is especially apparant in facial structure. Physically they have large, oversized balloon heads with relatively small brains compared to homo sapiens. Sickly pale white skin with bad teeth is common.
Known to be loud and obnoxious in behavior, and prone to alcoholism. Like to think of themselves as tough fighters, but universally known to cut and bleed easily.
Have a long tradition of racial intolerance, and are proud of it. Males of the species often have small penises, known as "the curse of the irish". It is believed the "baby dick syndrome" is a major cause of anger issues and alcoholism among the males. Their 'cuisine' is very simple, all foods are boiled with a minimal seasonings. A common snack is a dirty potato fresh from the earth,devoured with much relish! They must eat potatoes at regular intervals, failure to do so will lead to paranoia and mental instability.(eg. "They're Always After me Lucky Charms!")
Their beverage of choice to wash the spuds down is bottled sewage known as "Guinness".
Interestingly, despite all these shortcomings, they have a "superiority complex" bordering on arrogance. It is believed this developed as a coping mechanism.

Occupation: The males are known to work as police officers, where laziness,lack of character, and racist attitudes make them an ideal fit. Others work in non mentally demanding fields such as construction.

Mating: Often occurs while intoxicated, birth control is rarely used. Low intelligence and Fetal Alcohol Syndrome are believed to be causative factors... Litters are large, with the female bearing over 15 "tater tots" in an average lifespan.

Culture: Have brought the world numerous abominations such as "Riverdance", "U2", hack/plagarist Denis Leary and the always nauseating "Dropkick Murphys".
A million Irish starved to death during the potato famine. . .You're on an ISLAND for chrissakes, learn how to FISH, you stupid Micks!

I needs me beloved potato NOW, Molly!!

Paddy: Kiss me, I'm Irish!!

Woman: *Vomits* Is that lipless orifice filled with rotten, jagged teeth supposed to be your mouth??
av Palladio 3. desember 2007
see drunk
ughh dude,i got so irish last night
av batman 4. desember 2003
people that are straight up alchi's and eat potatoes for every meal. The loudest and most obnoxious people you will ever meet.They like to sing songs and drink guinness.
I'm irish and i drink as much as possible.
av Brielle 17. mars 2005
Irish people...what is there to say. First of all their men laugh like girls. Their women are extremely manly and laugh like men. Irish people are wannabes. They smell horrible. They drink too much, they gamble too much and they always get drunk. I hate being around irish people because I always have to be the designated driver. Since I'm not Irish, they make me be the designated driver. Their cooking is baked beans and franks. Did I mention they drink too much.
<MAN 1>Hey u gorgeous irish dude, lets go to a bar , get drunk and start a fight.
<MAN2> SINCE IM irish i am up for a bar fight. Why do I always lose to the italians though?
av boberta 5. juli 2006

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