acronymn for hand job. the act of pleasuring a man's penis by stroking it vigorously with a hand. Similarly like the acronymn bj. Also for slang purposes the acronymn can be seperated to clue its hidden derogatory meaning.
"She gave me a wicked hj."
"So did she h the j?"
"She took the h train all the way to J town."
"She dropped a wicked h bomb on j pan last night."
av Darrius 30. august 2004
A handjob, i mean, it's nothing compared to a a blowjob, but hey. It's a start.
av Anonymous 29. juli 2003
Something a man and women do when they are bored, or when people are close by- in that case cover with a blanket or jacket and apply poker faces
Hey, *insert male name here*, I'm bored... do you have your jacket with you?
av Kristine 1. august 2004
a handjob from that special someone
i love it when your mom gives me h.j.'s
av joey platinum 13. mars 2003
handjob; a stroking of thy cock with thy hand
Madison: Diana gave this guy an HJ.
Diana: Madison wants to get Owen's skeet on her hands by giving him a HJ.

ps; truedat :D
av plantpolice 11. august 2007
A handjob.
Hey man! I said 20 for an HJ, not no measly 10.
av Dr. Rockso Baby 28. desember 2009
Short for Hand Job. Only used by the extremly lazy or extrodinarily cool.
Dude, Sally hooked it up with a primo HJ last night.
av mhsimp 3. februar 2007

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