grub: Can I have that?
normal person: As if! You aren't serious are you?
grub: I thought you didn't need it.
normal person: Why?
grub: I thought you wanted me to have your baseball card.
normal person: What are you nuts? If I didn't need it I would sell it.
grub: No, I just thought you were being nice, besides c'mon what good is that card to you.
normal person: Just stay the hell away from me.
normal person: Get your own!