a hot girls less atractive best friend who fallows her every where she goes in hopes being able to interact or hook up with people shes not qualified to be with but the hot friend is. some times when a girl brings her goat it is a positive thing especialy for a dessperate friend in need.
dude if your girlfriend is coming to the show with us can you tell her to bring her goat for me
av brick wall! 22. april 2009
Goat: A person place or thing that is extremely ugly and/or extremely stupid.

Being a Goat is never a good sign of your popularity while either at the work place, or in a school environment.

This term is to be used as a adjective to describe someone/something.
Yo kid, you are such a Goat! *BAaaaaaHHH!*
Kid: :( Awhh
av New trends 101 24. mars 2011
only the sexiest animal on the internet
"hi im sexy, and i'm a human"-some chick
"na babe, im not that into you!"- smart dude
"OMG! why! u been cheatin on me?"- some chick
"Yes"- smart dude
"Wit who!?!?!"- some chick
"A goat"- smart dude
"dammit, ill never compete with a goat
av i actually lov dat chonny blok 15. september 2011
Geek Of All Trades
DaVinci was the king of all GOATS. He pretty much knew everything about everything.
av holtrain 29. juli 2011
to shit yourself while you are waiting in line for the bathroom
"Mike didn't make it, he goated himself and had to walk home with poop pants."
av MonicaAlb 12. mars 2010
A newfacebook page craze for no apparent reason.
She Dosn't even goat here
They see me goating They hating
Riding your goat majestically into the sunset
av i dont do drugs, i am drugs 26. juli 2011
The act of one tAkin their right/left hand and puching their penis and SACK behind the ass. Generaly done by people with streatchy sacks. Quite painful, but ohhhh so delicious and enjoyable!!!!!!
12 year old boy: My mommy caught me preforming a goat underneath the kitchen sink (with nothin on except lube and socks on).
Therapist that dosnt care: i seem to understand that ur uncle danny tought you this not so beautiful thing (therapist says under breath* lie).
av majoe 22. januar 2011

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