Top Definition
1. The scrotum, especially when up to no good. Also known as mountaineer's oysters.

2. A fat, obese, large, portly or otherwise overweight female regularly used for sex when a young man's options for the evening have all evaporated. The aforementioned female understands the intentions and the exchange, but repeats the experience because eating at home on Friday night is no fun.
1. I gave her my gentleman's dumplings over the eyes last night before she put them in her mouth.

2. It's 2:30, dude--you gonna call your gentleman's dumplings over or go to sleep?
av glandcyclops 17. oktober 2008

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
Gratis daglig nyhetsbrev

Skriv din epost-adresse under og motta dagens Urban Word of the Day, gratis!

Alle eposter sendes fra daily@urbandictionary.com. Vi lover å ikke spamme.

×