A fake dick basically. It is mostly used for lesbians for sex because neither have a dick.
Girl #1: I got a dildo from my mom's drawer wanna play? ;)
Girl #2: of course!
av bye.felicia 9. april 2015
Dual Income Little Dog Owners
That new couple down the road are dildos.
av meggymc 30. mars 2015
An editor at Urban Dictionary. A dildo (editor), is someone that graduated from middle school by the skin of his teeth. A real assshole that didn't publish my Orlando definition, which I thought was pretty fucking awesome! Fuck you! Who makes these rules? How do you have definitions about blow jobs on toilet seats, and definitions about Jacksonville that say "fuck Orlando" but if I say something nice and "fuck Jacksonville", mine doesn't get posted...answer me fuckers!
A dildo is something editors have up their asses
av Editor with a dildo 10. januar 2014
Adjective used when something sucks.
"This idea is dildos"
av keep america great 30. oktober 2007
The gender-reversal of a Fag Hag; A guy who predominantly hangs out with Lesbians.
Dude, stop being such a Dildo, it's not like they're gonna invite you to join in.
av Avanator 26. august 2007
A sex toy used to pleasure women and sometimes gay men .
"Hey, what's a dildo?"
"A dildo is ...."

"?"
"Stick it up your ass
av mgklover 12. mars 2015
IT'S A GOD DAMN PLASTIC PENIS!!!
She likes dildos
av The_King_of_Tacos 18. februar 2015

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