Top Definition
A catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not using Facebook or other social media to create false identities, particularly to pursue deceptive online romances.
Did you hear how Dave got totally catfished last month?! The fox he thought he was talking to turned out to be a pervy guy from San Diego!

or

I was really falling for that gorgeous gal on Facebook, but she turned out to be a catfish.
av sbacker 22. juli 2010
1 bottom feeder
2 not a filet
After I ate a whole catfish with the head on before the Nascar race, I stabbed Mark, Dak and Kelly with my catfish bones.
av hippity hoo 3. oktober 2007
Someone who pretends to be someone or not using facebook or other social media outlets to to create false identitys.Particularly to pursue a deceptive online romance.
Internet person: Hey wanna meet up at central park?
You:SURE!
Internet person: HEY BITCH.
You: HEY YOUR A CATFISH!
av waterdude125 1. september 2010
A person that over eats. Their big mouth devours everything infront of them. After eating that excessive amount of food they are typically lethargic and have a swolen stomach and blank stare much like a catfish.
Bob- "Did you just see Jamie after she ate those two footlong philly cheese steaks and that large milkshake with extra whip cream!?"

Dan- "Yeah what a Catfish!!"
av lucaduc 7. desember 2009
A. A male or female who, when intoxicated, reverts to a primitive state in which they blindly wonder around looking for someone to fuck. Usually these sloppy-drunk animals sift through a series of rejections until some poor, skanky soul gives it up. While in "catfish mode," these individuals aren't thinking logically, and will only react to the prospect of immediate ejaculation.
"Aaron went with that skank to the strip club in the hood just to try and nail her."

Yea, he was tryin to smash with everyone last night.

"Too bad he pissed himself, she was DTF. She left him at her friends place to go fuck her ex."

What a Catfish.
av moneymike69 21. november 2011
A male who waits until all the hot girls at the bar have left and then proceeds to hook up with the fattest ugliest skank that may or may not have herpes. The term refers to the catfish which is a bottom feeder and slurps up all the grime, fish poop, and dead waste at the bottom of the lake.
Hey Rob, look at that girl Dave is with, haha.
Holy shit that bitch is weights a deuce and a half.
Fucking catfish.
av Vatonyjmu 13. november 2007
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