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Eggs: Normally refers to chicken eggs.
For breakfast, would you like your bum nuts scrambled or fried?
av Dingo Dave 9. juni 2006
small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.
two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'
av Jack 7. desember 2004
av Anonymous 28. september 2003
A piece of harded exrement, that clings to the hair around ones anus. Some bumnuts cling to the hair so well that removing them can rip the hair out from the root which can be painful.
He doesn't wipe his backside, he will get bumnuts.
av Kai_76 18. februar 2008
To put simply an egg
"Hey my hen laid a bumnut!"


"Hey lets go and have a bumnut for lunch"
av Camac 2. juli 2006
A derogatory word for a useless or stupid person.
I'm not working with that bumnut!
get lost, Bumnut!
av Kai_76 18. februar 2008
1) shit stuck to your arse hairs.
also called. cling-ons, tag knots, clinkers, dangle berries, arse spiders, winnits etc.

2) an insult commonly used towards those who cant do their job properly.
1) colin: bugger me my arse is itchin'
dave: ur bum nuts playin up again?
colin: yeah, i'll pick 'em out wi' chippin hammer!

2) oi bum nuts u fucked it up again u usless twat!
av buzz 22. desember 2003

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