a:) wildcard; can be used in place of common words, especially verbs.
b:) to draw attention to ones self in hopes to entertain: what the bork? = LAUGH AT ME! NOW!
c:) an exclamation similar to words like crap.
borkology - the study of bork
borker - one who borks
borkness - posessing bork
borkous - having bork-like qualities
borkocity - the magnitude of borkness
"She was such a bork during the speech, I totally could tell she was hung over."
"Dumbass, you don't light up a cigarette or ANYTHING during geometry. Hell, why the fuck do you even have a lighter? You thirteen, bork!"
(1)Euphemism for sexual intercourse. Bork is an attempt to draw a fine line between the childish term boink and the slightly degrading term pork.
Excuse me mam, would you like to bork?
Edith was found to be foul after borking Ronald.