a slanderizing of female genetillia referring to the curtian like appearance of the labia (majora). the "beef" comes from the flesyness of the vagina, meat is also used as a casual refrence to male genetillia "beat your meat".
"the beef curtians opened, she was ready to start the show."
av brian 14. mars 2004
A labia so large that it hangs like window drapery.
I finally got Suzie in the sack, her beefcurtians were so big they were like a big pink taco.
av devestment 10. oktober 2009
Beefcurtian: Slang word for Vagina. The Lips of a vagina resembles the "beef" part. And the "curtians" part of the word is where you pull the vagina lips apart. So then thats where you get "beefcurtian"
Johnny pulled Sallys beefcurtian apart and licked it all night.
av crazyideas 17. mars 2009