Start by shaving a girl's head. Then a group of guys enact gang bukake on her. When all the guys have finished, cover her in dark feathers (the cum will make them stick)and throw the girl from a third storey window.
"Fat chicks don't make for a good bald eagle,"
"Yeah, too difficult to throw out a window!"
av The King... 7. februar 2008
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Someone who desires to remove their pubic hair either for self gratification or simply insanity.
Damn, That Garrett is a bald eagle!
av captain chump 27. juni 2004
Not only our Nation's bird, but also the nickname for a woman's well-groomed undercarriage. God Bless them all.
Was that chick you went down on hairy?

"No man, she had a bald eagle!"

Right on!
av Uncle ZShar 24. januar 2011
The act of shaving your pubes then jumping at a womans face in an attempt to land your penis in her mouth.
Dude#1: Hey, last night I bald eagled my girlfriend.
Dude#2: You shouldve put that on youtube!!!

Boyfriend: Bald eagle motha fucka!!!! *jumps in the air.
Girlfriend: What? *turns around and ends up with a penis in her mouth.
av Tocen 7. november 2009

1. A man fifteen-plus years older than the woman he is hitting on, dating, or married to.

2. Man who likes a woman not born in the same decade as him.

3. Classy term for older men who like younger women.
Harry was a regular bald eagle. In a pack college coeds he'd dive in and carry off the prettiest, youngest girl.

With his bad back? How does he lift em?

Shut up James.
av Malloy Ahoy 9. juli 2013
(noun): the act of giving and receiving from the erect male genitalia. Its roots go back to June 28 BC where two cave people discovered that the head of an erect penis resembled the head of a majestic American Bald Eagle.
Brb about to go get some bald eagle.

I can't hang out tonight, the bald eagle is perched on top of a full staff.

My bald eagle was ruined. It was perched on top of a half mast.
av Terminator69 9. juli 2015
Phrase used when a person has shaved all the hair in their genitals. Mostly referred to women as they are seen as less hairy.
Person 1: Hey, I hooked up with him last night, I had to go bald eagle.
Person 2: Nice!
av Bopsy2410 24. februar 2015
A term derived from the Goodyear Eagle brand of that refers to bald and unsafe tires on a vehicle that can potentially cause hydroplaning, terminal understeer and blowouts.
Tax refund time, better get those bald eagles replaced on my car.

Hell yea she had a blowout!!! Ridin on bald eagles because she spent all her money on that damn iPhone.
av Pierre II 4. september 2013

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