The retributive act of defecating on an ex-significant other's windshield.
As a measure of her respect, under a watchful full moon, she hailed her lost love with a hearty Admiral Nelson.
av Fern Herder 10. februar 2012
A cheap "rum" made with neutral grain spirits, caramel coloring and flavorings. A cheap knockoff of Captain Morgan and not a true rum. Captain Morgan is considered to be the best and most successful pirate in history. Admiral Nelson wasn't even a pirate, he was a British Royal Navy officer. He was an enemy to pirates.
I'm too cheap for the good stuff, hmm Admiral Nelson, I'll just get this rum flavored alcohol.
av Jack Sparrow777 2. mars 2010
a knock off of captain morgan
i had to get me some admiral nelson because i only had 10 bones
av sean 13. januar 2005
The Admiral is a cheap imposter of Captain Morgan. He tries to hide this fact by using a higher naval rank than his more well-known cousin.

The Admiral is actually based on the real life British military hero, Hoartio Nelson. He ironically died in a battle with pirates in Algeria. Perhaps Captain M got the last laugh?
Admiral Nelson's British vessel fired upon that of Captain Morgan. However, he was no match.
av Tit For Twat 14. januar 2007

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