Top Definition
A name used for a friend or acquaintance who is being stupid, oafish or awkward
Stop being a wonker! Ryan
av Mib 001 19. desember 2003
Someone who often acts {wonky} or {Wack} or whose style can also be described as such.
Friend 1: That guy is so wonky.
Friend 2: yeah he's such a wonker.
av Grim Reeker 27. januar 2015
a combination of bonkers & wanker.
He's a bit wonkers.
av d|mister 20. oktober 2010
A wog wanker.
Wonkers can be seen strutting around with his mobile phone to his ear pretending he is talking to someone and he usually talks loud to attract more attention. He does not work, drives a car with a noisy exhaust, usually a ‘P’ plater, has no regard for the law, and thinks he is God’s gift to women.
av hodolee 31. januar 2009
means a lot of stuff. invented by mese. 1)crazy 2)awesome, cool 3)as a verb (wonkering) means freaking out, going crazy

4) with no s (wonker) means penis
1/2) I love her! She is wonkers!
3) He lost his, he's wonkering. (or going wonkers)
4) you're a wonker (insult)
av not conceited 29. mai 2006
Crazed, acting crazy, or group acting deliberately and stupidly crazed to gain a reaction.

Similar to "wankers" but derived from "bonkers" IE "gone bonkers"
IE "what a bunch of wonkers!"
av Tanoos 24. november 2004
The polite form of "wanker"
1. Don't worry kids, he's just a total wonker.

2. Jesus, here comes that wonker, Kevin!
av Dee Cee 66 30. mars 2009

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