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Used to denote people who are or assumed to be quite knowledgeable in at least one particular area of interest and have little or no known in person social life. Generally socially akward.

The current use of WONK is as an acronym popular in the "In" crowd. Possible meanings.

1. Without Normal Knowledge - Possible, but awkward.

2. Weird Ole Nerdy Kid - Has always fit the contexted in which it was used better.

In my experience the second is more probable.
Youi're a WONK. No I'm not.

Hey WONK I need you to do this for me.
av grappler38 23. november 2010
 
16.
A mispelling of the word "wank", mostly used to alert someone of an innuendo, sexual joke, or fruedian slip they've made unconsciously
Business man 1(talking about a business deal): At the business hook up we totally nailed our partner and drilled them for all their cash
Business man 2: Wonk
av Roxy Lalonde 9. mai 2013
 
17.
a wank at work
Mike was sick of filing so he decided to have a wonk
av Wonky the Donkey 15. desember 2011
 
18.
A large knob that grows on the left butt cheek when you receive two mosquito bites there within 24 hours.
Does my wonk make my butt look big?

I wish I could grow a matching wonk on my right butt cheek.
av 0l1v3r clozoff 4. desember 2011
 
19.
to have a wank and walk at the same time
fuck this im off for a wonk
av Tony Tibbs aka Tony Watson 7. mars 2008
 
20.
A word used usually in response to a variety of things, including bad puns, jokes, ideas, phrases, etc. It's usually given with "the stare." It can sometimes be emphasized by stressing the middle vowel (ie woooonk, where the "o" is pronounced the same way as the first "o" in "octopus"). It can be modified to different forms of the word like: wonky, wonked, wonking, wonkified, or adding adverbs in front like "very wonky."
1. "Quick! Catch your nose!"
"Why?"
"Because it's running!"
"wonk"

2. "I'm wonking you"

3. "major wonk!"

4. "That's a wonky deal"
av Raúl E. Fernández 15. november 2007
 
21.
1. (noun) One who is in any kind of intoxicating state. One who is not sober.

2. (verb) wonked/wonking - One who is injesting legal/illegal substances, which result in an intoxicating effect on the body.

3. (adjective) wonky - One who is acting out of charcter due to the consumption of legal/illegal substances.
I just drank that whole fifth of Bacardi and I am so wonked.

Billy just did like fifty lines of coke and he's acting pretty damn wonky.

Youre quite the wonk.
av Jess Sandy pants 17. november 2006