The spawn of satan
like...
Satan on earth
Mother: omg, plz clean up this mess omq the house is so messy again =.=

Son: My socks on the floor and you say its messy ._.

Son Thinks * Damn Woman and there OCD' *
av TheguynamedToby 19. februar 2014
a person of female gender, typically good at making sandwiches and pleasing a man.
My woman makes me some good sandwiches.
av Dikk Fitzwelll 31. oktober 2012
Believe it or not, one of the most intelligent and strong beings on the planet. No, they are not toys. If you actually think of them like that then you have lost all right of being with them or Socializing with them.

They are commonly attracted to men that actually are humble and treat them like real beings, like large cocks, and despise Porn and Sexually suggesting themes.

They are easily offended if you bring up anything Sexual and are not already involved whilst a mutual relationship with them/are unattractive to them.

They are constantly fighting for dominance or pretending to like each other when a attractive male comes along. They do not spit trash and are more nice than you think that they are.

No, I'm not a female, If you've seen one or two of my posts then you will realize I'm far from not, I'm just delivering the most unbiased facts and opinions I can to the Urban Dictionary.
Woman: "Are you jealous that Women are slightly superior to your?"

DesertedChrome: "Should I be lying or telling the truth?"

Woman: "Telling the truth"

DesertedChrome: "Partially"
av ArtificialPenguins 25. februar 2012
A woman is some sort of weird animal no one really understands , this thing we call "woman" suffers from rapid mood swings, changing moods about every 1 to 2 hours. The "woman" seems to piss blood once a month in order to mate with the superior (super cool) male species. The "woman" feels most comfortable in her natural habitat other wise referred to as the Kitchen.
*Dad there is a wild animal in the kitchen!
*Stay calm son! That's a woman, ask her for a sandwich and she won't hurt you!
av Mordiac 6. april 2014
its hers! (it is her man .do not cheat.) it is her pet. it is something you do not touch that belongs to her!it is her heart.
You don't have to call it woman's you can call it wimmens or in another case you can say its hers and don't you touch it with out permission especailly if it is a woman's man to include cheating or pet.
av mike gee paperboy 3. oktober 2006
Contains two definitions for men:

For Douche Fucks: Women (n); a piece of meat.

For Nice Guys: Women (n) The female of your species which you actual want something besides sex from. After much labor a relationship can be formed with them, personal like. After a while everything you do for the will be taken for granted, no matter what it is (ie. money, love, support, a part of yourself) and they will no longer feel "special". Unless immediately acted upon this will result in everything being your fault, including wrongs against you.
DF "Yo, woman! Your too drunk, so ima take advantage of you now, ya dumb bitch.

NG " NO!_____(girl who I've always liked) don't go he's a Douche Fuck!!

Womens "Awe you sooo nice (as proceeding to fuck the Douche Fuck and then complain later about no nice guys)
av jackbefuckedover 1. mars 2012
only three words can describe this species, and every male, rich or poor, cool or not, recognizes this as truth.
Cooking, cleaning, and vagina
A: what is women?
B: ?
av every man in the world 2 29. oktober 2013

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