A Twitch is a scapegoat that is easily blamed for anything and everything. Once blamed enough there would not be a doubt that the Twitch did it.
Boss man: "Who was it that didn't follow my explicit instructions?"

Hugh: "Oh man, it must have been the twitch, he is always messing everything up."
av the real crane 4. mars 2014
another word for "shit" or "whack"
widely used in the hood
"twitch" is a gangsta expression mainly used around harlem and the bronx.
"dude that car is twitch, its a fucking tin can!"

"thats messed up man, totally twitch"

Girl; I've lost my phone
Boy; Awh man thats twitch
av al strikaldinho 27. juli 2009
N:Plural:Twitter speak for bitches (my gurlz).
Goodnight my twitches!
Them my twitches!
av BLuTink78 29. juni 2009
A mix between the words twig & bitch, meaning skinny ass bitches that can wear whatever the fuck they want and still be flawless. Twitches eat a shitload of hamburgers but always maintain their twig figures while some of us turn into a fucking watermelon.
Ex 1: You look so twitchy today!!
Ex 2: That twitch wears a size 7 in kids.
Ex 3: I hope the wind blows that twitch to Africa.
av JERRYSWAG 5. juni 2014
a twitch is when an attractive woman/male walks buy and the first reaction you can do is make a "twitch" or spasm like movement. this is normally associated with a person you find extremely attractive
yo she just made me twitch
av the inventor 2.0 2. mai 2011
Twitter bitch.
Where somebody tweets a bitchy comment, or a comment which obviously applies to somebody in particular.
Hey. Did you see that twitch of Amy's last night?
av elsiera 5. september 2010
A reference to the twitch of a penis prior to becoming erect. Generally used in disgusting situations.
Marie: "Did you see that chick's rolls?"
Pete: "Twitch".
av Captain Stained-Pants 17. januar 2012

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