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Fear of Intimacy

Insecurity manifested as drunken, lewd and crude behavior.

A form of self loathing that results in one defecating on anything one wishes to be intimate with
"This isn't easy to talk about, but... there's something I have to tell you before we go on a date... I have Tuckermaxophobia...

"I dunno if you know what a weardouche is but... I have Tuckermaxophobia... It's like being a weardouche 24-7..."

"I wish I didn't have this Tuckermaxophobia man, it makes life a living hell! Kicking lovers out of my room every night so I can cry alone in my closet before I go to sleep. I just want someone to hold me and tell me everything is gonna be alright."
av THE Peter Pen 4. april 2012

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