Top Definition
A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.
Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.
av Diggity Monkeez 23. januar 2005
just another phrase for blowjob like top, fellatio, getting head or what that mouth do.
"I only fuck with bitches for their toupee (their top, nigga)" - Rich Homie Quan from the song "Flex"
#blowjob #top #mouth #getting head #head #oral sex
av DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo 28. september 2015
When you are fucking a girl from behind, grab an electric hair trimmer to remove a square inch patch on the back of her head. Once you've reached climax, bust your load onto the hairless patch and glue the hair back on.
Mike - "I got fucking shitfaced and accidentally gave my girlfriend the toupee"

Joe - "Dude I toupeed the piss out of this chick at a party the other night"
#scapler #hair #blow job #sex #hair loss #the #magic show #alabama hot pocket #clevland steemer #hot carl
av desmadroso 30. juli 2008
A hair piece that is worn on the head, usually used by elderly men to hide bald spots. Can be used by unfortunate women for the same reason, or for theatrical purposes.
Honey, your toupée is falling to your left side.
#toupee #toupée #toupeé #toopee #toopey #toupey #toupay #toopay #topei #toupei #toopei
av TheCrant 31. mai 2010
Use this word when your opponent in an argument has made a fair point!
"I hear what you're saying, but I really don't know you... do I."
"Toupee!"
#toupee #touche #wig #hairpiece #toupaye
av Sarah and Maddy 17. september 2007
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