a dipshit friend who makes you feel bad most of the time
that girl is such a Tessa
av sexyguy1128 23. september 2014
an enormous power shit that leaves you feeling tired and lazy afterward
John: Dude you don't look so good you might want to go to the nurse.

Jeff: Nah man im fine i just had a Tessa.
av Alex Stretch Miller 4. april 2011
a dinosaur hoar who likes to shank people.
ohhdang, look out for tessa!! she's fierce.
av tessasaurususus 21. juli 2010
A popular name for a pet, particularly small, chubby, rodents such as overfed hamsters.
Look at my guinea pig!" "What's her name?" "Tessa!" "Great, I share a name with fat pets.
av guinea piglet 19. august 2010
Usually a nasty shovel-faced nag. It is the norm for one of these to go to College with a noticeable "V-Card"
Mike-"Dude, what the hell is wrong with that virgin?"
Bill-"The one who looks like she was attacked by a shovel?"
Mike-"Yeah."
Bill-"She's a Tessa."
Mike-"Oh."
av GaCaSm 15. juni 2010
A stuffed animal, usually a donkey, that is used for making puppet shows, and in rare cases eats cubes of american cheese, yogurt, and sliced pickles with relish. Normally this is the color of maroon.
dude, that is a really awesome tessa!!!
av #45 farty 18. juli 2009
Believed to have been the originator or patriarch of the ideology that one must always remain; languid or lethargic at all costs never to use anymore energy than to breath.
After eating such a large meal, being tessa sounds perfect.
av Nithloc 10. juli 2008

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