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1.
When you shoot period blood out of your vagina.
"last night Brittany squeeted all over me after our wild love making"
av RogueDeadGuy 18. august 2012
 
2.
The standard unit of squee, that is, a measure of the amount of squee an object or creature can generate. For example, a cute cartoon about kittens would measure 278 millisqueet, or 0.278 squeet. The cutest kitten photo imaginable would rate 4.8 squeet, the TEL (threshold exposure limit) before irrational gibbering will commence. A cute kitten animated gif might actually rate 0.8 or more megasqueet, resulting in a total loss of self-control (and possible bladder and/or bowel control.)
Male: "Apparently, they're remaking My Little Pony, but instead of ponies, they're kitten-ponies."
Female: "SQUEEEE! OHMYGODTHAT'SSOAWESOME! ICAN'TBELIEVETHEY'REDOINGTHIS OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD..."
Male: (checking meter) 17.1 squeets. We'd best get the restraints out now.
av The Real Egon Spengler 18. april 2014
 
3.
The sound made as a wet poop exits the anus.
"What was that?"
"I squeeted."
av squeeterific 28. desember 2013
 
4.
a mixture of cute and sweet
awwww, that was so squeet. i cant believe how squeet that kitten is, its adorable..adorably squeet
av morellocherry 3. august 2009
 
5.
Verb -- A simultaneous orgasm during sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.

Noun -- The mixture of pussy juice and semen.

Origin: combination of words 'squirt' and 'skeet'
"Klye and Maile were engaged in harmonious love making when they experienced the most amazing squeet of their life."

"If you're not going to wash your blanket, Jack, can you at least change your squeet sheets?
av LittleWinston 26. mars 2010
 
6.
1. A combination of the words skeet and squirt.

2. A combination of the words sweet and score.
That shit was fuckin' squeet!
av Milky-Vaj 9. juni 2008
 
7.
1) A word used to describe a very small object (adj)

2) Word used to replace words such as 'gay' and or 'f*cking retarded'
"LOOK it's a SQUEET!!"

"You are a squeet!"
av ::Odd:: 26. mai 2005