Top Definition
A broken penis
Tiger Woods woke up in the morning after a long night with 5 hoes with a Shonk, he partied to hard.
#boner #dick #penis #sex #hoe
av Tom Bueller 4. oktober 2010
A thing which be-est dodgey in the manner of its fabrication or final design.
Thanks Gimblett, that was totally shonk
av jimbobbedyjobob 17. juni 2003
A range of sanwhich vans that retail in poor quality greasy food which is most definately not for the feint hearted, otherise known for selling their Shonk
"'cmon lets go to the Shonk van for their utter shonk!"

"Shonky von Shonkerton is out side fancy a samosa?"
#shonk #shonky #shonky von shonkerton #skanky #just shonk
av Shonky von shonkerton 9. oktober 2008
to pull a fast one,to get one over on someone.To string something out but make it look like youv'e been busy.
Stuarts been shonking on that one again!lazy bastard!
Someone who posts first in a commentary section. With the sole purpose and the sole content of showing that he is first. Admired, even worshipped greatly by all who comment after him/her.
Usually between 11 and 13 years old. With no concept of redundancy.
Blessed be Shonk, who mightily posted "first" on the comment section.
#spammer #non-first #saviour of wow #kid #gamer
av Meitheway 18. november 2013
Jew
offensive old-fashioned British abbreviation for "shonnicker".
In OED.
shonks have big noses because the air is free
#jew #kike #offensive #yid #british
av polruan 29. september 2010
Shoddy Handling Of Network Kit
Sorry, we're having a bit of a shonk issue at the moment. One of our core routers is at fault.
#shonk #network #router #poor #fault
av The Shonkmeister 24. februar 2011
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