Known for his girly looks, and is often mistaken for a female. Although not so often anymore since he cut his hair short for 200 euros.
A drummer, and skilled in generating blast beats.
"I demand perfection."
"We all like this."
"I am not a girl."
"Drumcomputers are meggh3y.'
"I'm gonna get some rice from that stan market" - When needs must.
"The only good thing about stans, is that they cook a cunting good curry" - On night on ale.
"That must be a fucking stan car" - When hearing a car stereo before it's in sight. Also, on seeing a shit MR2 that has had tinted windows and big bore exhaust.
"Aw fuck. I've gotta sit next to a stan" - Worst case scenario. Only one seat left on public transport.
"I wish all them stans would fuck off" - Best case scenario.
"Fucking hell mate, you're stinking like a stan" - friend who has severe body odour problem.