You begin to be old when people who deliver pizzas are systematically younger than you.

(See young)
Anyway im even too old to command pizzas by now.
av Flaz 9. januar 2006
Something or someone outdated, obsolete, no longer needed.
"A person can die at age 100 and not be considered old it seems."

"5.25'' disks? Those are old man, obsolete. Why're you still using that?"
av Dave 26. mars 2004
The opposite of news. When news become old and the less intellectual call it old news, which is an oxymoron.

Similarly, old newspapers are called oldspapers.
Guy1: Dude, I just read about the WTC and 9/11.
Guy2: That's olds,man. Start reading the news more often.
av futureking 15. august 2007
20 years older than I am
If you are 10, 30 is old

If you are 30, 50 is old

If you are 50, 70 is old

and so on...
av Kyleriscool 21. oktober 2011
Derogatory term for "old people" senior citizens.
Much like the use of terms "Blacks, whites, chinks, japs..." etc.
Why should olds be aloud to vote in this college town when we make up over half the population and will probably outlive them here?
av DrKrey 17. februar 2011
"dude, look at the old overexposed hag"
av Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 24. januar 2009
proper noun - an old person. plural: Olds

Basically, when referring to people, it takes the standard adjective, and uses it as a noun instead.
This nursing home is full of Olds. They smell like pee.

The Olds want their medicare and SSI, but they hate sushulizm.

I was T-boned at the intersection by an Old who ran the red light.
av messickc 21. februar 2011

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