The action of masterbating, while takin a dump, while eating a peanut butter sandwhich.
Whoa i toke the biggest Mike yesterday.
av fat boy12341234 19. juni 2008
Usually people with the name Mike are smokers, and have an unusually large supply of cigarettes on them at any one given point.
Friend 1: "Hey, I'm dying for a cigarette, I haven't had one in hours!"
Friend 2: " Well let's just go to the corner, I'm sure mike will give you one of his, he's got millions!"
av thekid121314 8. mars 2011
to be fired from a job only to be rehired back a short-time later for a similar job in the same company.
Random tactless employee: "Hey Jennie, I'm surprised to see you here, I thought you were let go last month."

Jennie: I was but I was miked.
av Mr Stability 4. februar 2010
one who can gallop like and ostrich and still be home in time for dinner and a quick game of halo.
"yo look at that kid, he's running like an ostrich"

"no big deal, Mike was doin that in front of school yesterday. noob"

"yeah what an orp"

"lawls"

"lawls indeed, lawls indeed
av im not Phill 14. april 2009
A boy that confuses every girl he talks to. Wants to be a player but not enough girls like him. Was in a serious relationship but now just want to "get with you". Is definitely not bad looking, tall, light brown short hair, athletic, but unfortunately has a very small penis. A Mike could maybe be a player if he was well-endowed and acted less awkward. Gives the appearance of being of average intelligence but is actually quite smart, just not with his sense of humor. Tends to ruin jokes or say things that aren't funny.
Girl 1: "Mike told me he wanted to hook up with me last night... But I had to turn him down because I have already seen the unfortunate size of his penis."

Girl 2: "Really? He went out on a date last night with some other girl."

Girl 1: "Oh that's interesting. He is obviously trying to be a player after his breakup last month..."
av lunamellow 8. oktober 2009
A guy who wears navy blue Mock Turtle Neck sweaters from Abercrombie. Mike is a quick cummer and frequently gets caught masturbating in public by the police. Mike has a dirty car and has little girls panties on the front seat of his car.
Hey Mike, " Nice Mock Turtle Neck Fuck Face."
av assassin3111 4. september 2009
A person named Mike is a person people make fun of you for liking. If you like Mike you will get mocked by your peers. The girls who do like 'Mike' won't own up to it out of judgement from peers. This is a guy who is easily made fun of by the opposite sex due to his situation in life, his looks and his lack of luck.
I liked Mike until other females found out about it. They warned me I would be commiting 'Social Suicide' if I were to date a guy as unnatractive and unnacomplished as he is.
av Rusna 24. november 2007

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