Vehicular homicide linked to McDonalds. People focused on drowning their fat asses in lipids will often ignore basic traffic laws, racing to the scene of the nearest McDonalds, leaving a path of destruction in their wake.
Additionally, even after sating their burger lust, these Mcmurderers may often be too busy wolfing down fries to take notice of their surroundings, making them disproportionately likely to cause an accident.
Steering wheel slippage due to greasy fry fingers may also be a possibility.
My friend was Mcmurdered at that intersection when that hamburglar motherfucker ran him over.