Top Definition
Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.
Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating
#masturbating #masturbate #masturbater #masturbation #masterrace
av Mikeparsh 23. september 2010
When you masturbate so often, you seem to be dating your hand.
Josh: Where's Phil been lately?
Bob: I don't know man, I think he's masturdating again.
Josh: I thought he got over Handgelina Jolie?
Bob: He did, it's Lindsey Lohand know.
#masturbating #masterbating #masterdating #angelina jolie #lindsey lohan #hand
av Meester Neenja 21. mars 2011
Pleasuring yourself to one person for a period of time. The relationship could also be exclusive or non-exclusive.
Steve: Dude, you need to find a girl.

Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now.

Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh?
#masturdate #masturdated #pleasuring #jessica alba #relationship
av mr. marbles5 4. oktober 2010
(verb) a masturbatory relationship involving masturbating to only one porn star
I am masturdating Gianna Michaels
#masturbating #porn #gianna #dating #relationship
av BirdFeeder 2. oktober 2010
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