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1.
Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.
Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating
av Mikeparsh 23. september 2010
 
2.
When you masturbate so often, you seem to be dating your hand.
Josh: Where's Phil been lately?
Bob: I don't know man, I think he's masturdating again.
Josh: I thought he got over Handgelina Jolie?
Bob: He did, it's Lindsey Lohand know.
av Meester Neenja 21. mars 2011
 
3.
Pleasuring yourself to one person for a period of time. The relationship could also be exclusive or non-exclusive.
Steve: Dude, you need to find a girl.

Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now.

Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh?
av mr. marbles5 4. oktober 2010
 
4.
(verb) a masturbatory relationship involving masturbating to only one porn star
I am masturdating Gianna Michaels
av BirdFeeder 2. oktober 2010