Lumb is a famous homo-erotic acronym standing for: Lube up my butt.

It can take on two meanings. It can be a command, dictating one's gaysexual boyfriend to lubricate one's asshole, or a state-of-being, such as in the example shown below.
I woke up with oodles of lumb.

Carl, for fuck's sake, just lumb!

av Alex Yusupov 18. august 2008
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To screw something up and never admit to it whatever, dragging people down along the way.
You really lumbed me, right where it hurts!!!
I can smell a Lumb!!!
To lumb or not to lumb, thats is the question
av Graham Osbourne 8. september 2006
"Laughing Under My Breath"
can be used for msn, texting etc..
Iqubal: knock knock
Matt:Who's there?
Iqubal: Doctor
Matt: Doctor who?
Iqubal: haha you just said it!
Matt: lumb what a loser!
av paradise92 10. juni 2009
'lumb' as in daniel 'lumb'
daniel 'lumb' likes to wear 'rosies' (see, rose ) jeans
daniel 'lumb' is wearing rosies jeans
daniel 'lumb' concerns us he is bent of the wrist.
av spenner 27. september 2004
Something your boyfriend says to you when he doesn't wanna say 'love'
'I love you'
'I lumb you too'
av Finza 21. oktober 2006
The opposite of grool (as used in the beloved film Mean Girls). To be lumb is to be lame and dumb all at once. Can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb.
Jack: Nicolas Cage used to be grool, but everything went downhill after National Treasure 2.
Ash: Yeah, now he's just a lumb actor.

Jack: Don't be a lumbdog millionaire.
Ash: Yeah, don't be lumb and lumber.

Annabelle: This little lumb of mine, I'm gonna let it shine!
av hahahajackmyswag 24. februar 2015
1. To be in the state of nothing.
2. Describing a object as useless and unnesessary.
3. Describing a place where there's nothing to do, that's useless and that seems unnesessary.
Me: That Chinease finger trap is really lumb.
Mark Brownstein: Yeah, but so is Aaron Murray's hometown.
av Chris Snahnican 19. september 2007

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