an LJ FORD (meaning lacking juice) is usually a male creature that is unable to produce semen, mainly due to the continuous rubbing of its own genitals. An LJ Ford is usually the type of creature you see near cliffs and wishing for a better life, they also have a strong tendency to be gay. An LJ Ford may also be seen with many other outcasts such as the elusive skaltum.
i think im an LJ Ford
well stop rubbing it then