Kobe Bryant:
1.a)Failed
b)No Playoffs
c)Selfish
d)Overrated
e)Not a Leader
f)A Fluke
g)Too Young
h)Uncoachable
i)Played Out
j)Tired
k)No Focus
l)Burnt
m)Outcast
n)Past His Priime
o)Ball Hog
p)Garbage
q)Cold
r)Mental
s)Stubborn
t)Peaked
u)Prima Donna
v)Big Ego
w)A Baby
x)Not a Team Player
y)It's Over
z)No More Rings

2. A type of steak.
1. Kobe has caused the Big Aristotle and Phil Jackson to both leave.

2. I burned Kobe at the basketball game.
av .PHunKk 30. august 2005
1. (v.) To rape someone.
2. (adj.) Piece of shit who sniffs butt pirate Rick Fox's gay asshole.
Man, I toally Kobied that bitch.
av fucklakers 31. mai 2004
When you choke in clutch time. Missed over 70 game winners in his career. Over rated. Shooting an airball
Did you see last nights game ? Fisher shot a 3 to tie the game but pulled a KOBE and air balled it.
av La Legend 3. februar 2010
To pull a Kobe means to abandon sex with your attractive minority wife to sleep with a white woman who is ONLY sleeping with you because you have money.
Urban Woman: "Gurl, forget him, he's pullin a KOBE!"

Urban Man: "Naw, I'm not going KOBE, I'm fine at this Urban Club."

White Woman: "Becky, the Lakers are playin tonight, lets get tickets, maybe we can pull a KOBE!"
av Lollypop4u 3. mai 2007
A black guy who is dating a white girl.
Taye Diggs walks down the street with his white wife. You would scream out KOBE ! ! !
av Kennon G. 14. september 2005
The excamation heard after one skeets on his bitch. Traditionally used after a hj, but not limited to this. Variations include "magic" and "jordan," but these do not carry the same effect as a "KOBE!" It has evolved into more than just a simple cat call, it has become more of a way of life. We live and breath kobe
"gaby just gave me a hand and i couldnt stop the kobe"
just do it? "Just Kobe"
"No more KOBE!!!"
av kobejohnson 22. oktober 2006
A great player for the Lakers who cant win without Shaq.
Person 1: Dude Kobe is the bomb, he won MVP and he's gonna be on the olympic team.

Person 2: Yeah. Too bad he got his ass handed to him by Paul Peirce in the finals. Fuck, if only they still had the big man.
av Mikline 18. juni 2008

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