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1.
To be totally high on drugs.
As in "I'm high as a kite"

becomes...

"Jesus man, I'm fucking proper kited"
av jaffa 18. april 2006
 
2.
To become, or the process of becoming, extremely high or inebriated.
I am so kited right now.

Lets go get kited tonight.

Real world slang example: Damn, I'm kited as fuck bro.
av I.Make.Words 13. juli 2011
 
3.
to be reported, snitched on (usually falsely). Give C.O. a small piece of paper that gives a brief description of the inmate (name), and accusation so the inmate gets transferred to another cell block.
He was causing trouble on the cell block in jail so we kited the inmate to a guard.
av whoamI2013 9. juni 2013