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15.
Alcoholic drink;
Short for Jose Cuervo
1. The bane of all human existence.
2. Has power to transpose user from the club to the holding pen at the nearest police station.
3. Has tendency to generate embarrassing photos the next morning.
4. A great drink
Person A: Hey man lets hit this Jose
Person B: Hell yeah!

(...A bottle of Jose later...)

Person A's Heartbeat: ...
av ABathingGorilla 8. juni 2007
 
16.
Yes, it's one of the most hispanic common names. Besides that, its the definition of a guy who is beyond amazing, handsome, sweet, adorable, caring, funny, dorky and much more. He can be slow at times, but it doesn't matter. He's oh so unique, and isn't like many other guys.
G: "Hey, what's that guy's name?"
Kay: "That's a Jose!"
G: "That's such a common name, but aww look how he treats his girlfriend. Such a good Jose!"
av Fluffy286 15. januar 2012
 
17.
Jose
Variant of Josepha. Feminine Form of Joseph. May Jehovah Give Increase

Jose
May God Give Increase male Portuguese

Jose
Form of Joseph - God Shall Add male Hispanic

Jose
From the Name Joseph male Spanish

Jose
May God Give Increase male Spanish

Jose
Raised; Who Pardons

JOSE is almost always associated with a Male who is well Hung, Those with the name "JOSE" (men of course) come second in command with the thickest longest cocks known to man ranging in sizes easily from 7.5'' to 11.5'', first in command would fall under men whose names begin with the letter "D" such examples include D'andre D'angelo
D'ante D'lon D'marco D'marcus D'Sean D'shaun Dangelo
Darell Darius Darnay these names are all associated with black men, unfortunately what puts Jose's above the rest is the latin Flavor they bring to the bed, so i guess i must change this meaning and put

JOSE'S ABOVE ALL OTHERS
(LATINA) "OOoOO MAMITA! LAST NIGHT ME AND JOSE HOOKED UP! AND MMM GURL THAT LATINO COCK WAS TOO GOOD, IT HURTED ME FOR LIKE A WHILE, BUT HE MADE IT SOO GOOD!" I LIKEDED IT !

(WHITE GIRL) "LIKE OMG REBECCA I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HAD A REALLY BIG PENIS UNTIL I MET "JOSE" HE BRUISED MY ESOPHAGUS AND STRETCHED MY VAGINA. HE WAS LIKE TOTALLY 9'' LONGER THEN CODY AND BLAKE COMBINED.

(BLACK GIRL) "GUUUUURLLL I HAD ME SUM PUERTO RIKAN DIK LAS NYTE ND MMMM GUUUUUURL, IT WAS SO FUKKIN GOOD.. DAT BOYS NAME WAZ "JOSE" HE PUT ON MEEEHH, GURL IS U LISTENIN TA MEEH?? SHAQUANDA!! GURL IS U HEARIN MEEH? HIS DIK WAS SO GOOD.. ALL DEEZ NIKKAZ OUT HEA TALKIN BOUT ONCE YU GO BLACK YU NEVA GO BAK, IMMA HAFTA TA DISAGREE MY NEW SAYIN IS ONCE YU GO RIKAN YULL NEVA GO SEEKIN!!

(ASIAN) sum ting wong KUM HIA! "MAY" KUM HIA!! I TINK MAI MAO(PUSSY) IS STRECH AI BANG AI FA KIN "JOSE" HEE HAD FA KIN SU PA COCK TU FAT , COCK WAS TU FAT>> TRANSLATION" SOMTHING IS WRONG COME HERE "MAY" COME HERE!! I THINK MY PUSSY IS STRETCHED, I BANGED A FUCKING JOSE HE HAD A SUPER COCK THAT WAS TOO FAT.
av A FUNNY FUKKER 5. april 2011
 
18.
Awesome Puerto Rican Male who is amazing at EVERYTHING
Jose can fly
av qwertyuioperson 18. oktober 2010
 
19.
The strong latino who everybody wants to hang out with and the best at baseball who is also cool and smooth with girls.
Girl:Omg jose is so sweet and handsome!
Boy:Yeah jose is the best he's my bro!
Teacher:Jose has the best grades!
Jose's Hatters:To be honest i hate him so much because hes so cool!!!.
av <3Emily<3 8. november 2011
 
20.
A very common name used in South America, Spain, Central America, Caribbean Island, and Mexico. (A name is for a Hispanic/Latino Male.)
My name is José and i'm from Venezuela.
av someone from the south america 23. august 2011
 
21.
An amazing, down-to-earth, sweet guy. The type of guy most girls dream about being in a relationship with. The one who will send 'Good Morning Beautiful' and random 'I love you!' texts. If you ever have the luck of falling in love with a Jose, never let him go. He is the guy who will make your parents and friends adore him as much as you do and make you wish you could spend every day by his side. You will never find anyone more real than Jose. Be true to him and he will do his part of being honest and truthful to you. Before you know it, you will find yourself loving every single side to him.
Person A: *smiles at screen*
Person B: It's Jose isn't it?
Person A: Yeaaa... :)
av c__dita 15. januar 2012