Verb: To Joey

The act of allowing a considerable amount of time to pass before responding to a text message.

Common responses include:
"k"
"Mhm"
"yep"
Girl 1: He still hasn't responded, it's been almost three hours!
Girl 2: Face it, you're being Joeyed
av ahwell 21. juni 2012
noun, the male equivalent of camel toe. Originates from the term for a baby kangaroo, a marsupial, that rides in a pouch, akin to the pouch formed by the cock and balls in sweat pants, gym shorts, and/or pajamas.
"Fool, put on some new pants or else you will show Moelinda your joey."
"My joey grows only for your camel toe."
"The gym today was a joey buffet."
av Nat C. 19. november 2007
Great funny girl everybody loves even if she has a guys name really nice and awesome
That joey girl is mind blowing!
av joey a. 24. oktober 2013
A Joey, is normally a person of little to no importance, with big fish like eyes. Normally a person who prays on little girls whilst touching him self to My Little Pony. He is an inconsiderate pompous dusche nozzle. Who thinks highly of him self. A joey tends to like bad music, and trys to force his shitty music on you. Joeys are prone to insist and bestiality(Probably where the fish eyes come from) A joey also tends to get rejected by girls, then yells at them through facebook.
"Dude, did you hear about rick?"

"No, what happened"

"He was sexing his gold fish when his mother walked in"

"Haha what a joey."
av A guy named Joey 3. september 2013
A short, rodent looking male with female fingernails.
He is also quite annoying most of the time, but is an amazing drawer.
He is very perverted and kisses up to everyone.
Person 1: He, have you seen that kid's fingernails?
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Joey!
av Emekah. 7. januar 2012
A troll, jackass, pretentious, bastard. Talented to the highest in lying. Self centered piece of shit with an arrogant attitude. Despite all flaws, is still something you're highly anxious to crawl into bed with any chance you get. Reigns supreme in giving you the hottest sex hair of your life with the added benefit of the most amazing arctic sky colored eyes staring back at you. But still a major asshole.
My boyfriend is such a Joey, he'd be out on his ass so fast his head would spin if it weren't for the poundings.
av SheenIsWinning 20. juni 2011
Joey: New England ski bum slang for a New Yorker/New Jersey/Connecticut tourist. Usually identified by: Rental boots and skis with jeans tucked in and an unzipped jacket OR the most expensive off-the-rack ski-boot-binding setup available, usually beautiful GS or Pow ski being wildly under-appreciated in a power-wedge. Also involves loud voices, obnoxious accents, and they are usually all named Joey. Girls come compete with fur accessories and way too much make-up. Trademark: the Joey Tuck--legs splayed in a wedge, ass in the air, poles sticking straight up, way out of control. Basically New England's own special kind of gaper who think they're hot shit.

Also, they have no idea how to drive on snowy roads or any road that isn't paved. Or even roads without at least 5 lanes of traffic.

Synonyms:
gaper flatlander gaper gap tourist

Antonyms:
ski bum powder hound snow whore local
"Dude, look at that swarm of Joeys sitting in the landing!"

"A out of control Joey took out a kid in my lesson today."

"I had to serve a family of Joeys today, thank god they tipped well."
av Grandysaur 7. mars 2010

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