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A hex-wife is kind of like an ex-wife, except you had children with her and now the government garnishes your wages for child support, which brings you to near poverty, just as if she put a hex on you. You wind up eating mac & cheese every day of the week, you can't afford a phone, cable, or internet.
I would like to buy that, but I can't afford it, you have to understand I have a hex-wife.
av Frenchfrog1967 5. februar 2010

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