noun-
herm

An insult, meaning hermaphrodite and a hermit or passive aggressive and a loser.
The hermaphrodite aspect is that this person is a pussy and a dick, or passive (pussy) and aggressive (dick). The hermit aspect is that this person never leaves their home (loser). Take the first syllable of these two words and you are left with the word herm. Herms can usually be identified by the slump in their shoulders, crust on their faces, and incredibly poor social skills. Herms are the kinds of people that will have your car towed instead of telling you that you're parking in their spot, or they will sue your for harassment before telling you that they don't like your being friendly.

verb-
herm, herming, hermed (past tense)

To actively be a herm. For example, the point in which said herm (noun) decides to file a noise compliant instead of talking things out one on one, is the point he is herming (verb) or has just hermed (past tense) upon someone. Herming can usually be identified when one chooses to take drastic measures over the simple solution.
"The guy down stairs is such a herm. Why did he call the police and say we were raising can and having a party when we were simply watching television? Even the police man was confused!"

"I have a distinct feeling that the guy downstairs is gonna be herming this weekend. He hermed and filed a noise complaint yesterday when we were just talking in the kitchen!"
av FluteletteColbyTrojan 26. september 2012
Top Definition
one who has both male and female sex organs
that it is a herm
av Jay 10. mai 2003
can mean anything you want. it is a verb (herming), adjective (herm, hermy), noun (herm, hermer). can be used to describe anything in any way. it can be either positive or negative.
"Stop herming!"
"You're being really herm."
av thehermer 5. januar 2010
Phallic symbol, associated with Hermes.'
Used as road markers in Ancient Greece.
Travelling along the ancient greek roads, we came up, spaced at specific intervals down the road, stone markers, having the head of Hermes, and a narrowing square pedastal base that had a raised phallic symbol about halfway down. They are called "herms" by the local populace.
av Hecate 5. september 2003
Used to refer to someone who has an attractive face, but an unattractive body. In ancient Greece, a herm (from Hermes) was a long standing block of stone on top of which was carved a man's head. These blocks were otherwise unshaped, but included the frequent presence of genitalia.

Extended in contemporary usage to include members of both sexes and all genders, the word is meant to indicate that the only distinguishing and redeemable features of a particular individual are their face and their genitals.
"Dude, did you see how beautiful that girl was?"
"Bro, she's a fucking herm!"
"A what?"
"A herm... you know, a carface, a body bag--nice face, ugly body."
av HazyKushen 18. mai 2016
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