Guy 1: I play for a pro club, our name is so queer though, we are called Swag Generals, and I always hear some guy saying, "OHHH JC TAKE YOUR DEUCE!" or "STEVEN, WHAT ARE YA DOING?" in some queer southeast American accent.
Guy 2: I play for Gunnerswag FC..
Guy 1: Wow, i heard you guys are unreal, can i join?
Guy 2: No, your obviously shit and will fuck us over every game since you played for Swag Generals.