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1.
A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.
What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
av Dave 4. mars 2003
 
2.
A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.
What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.
av nick 6. mai 2005
 
3.
A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.
av Saints 21. september 2003
 
4.
Any action involving poking or proding of one's buttock's as if you are being snapped at by a goose.
"Let's go goose that ugly bitch in the granny panties!"
av goo'se 9. mai 2003
 
5.
the drunkest, dumbest, most absurd person at the party
Mikey was definitely the goose last night, god that kid is a dumbass
av the wet d 21. mai 2013
 
6.
(Slang): A gangster.
A goose roams the streets at night.
av Accordion 11. desember 2010
 
7.
awesome. dope. cool. mint. fresh. rad. best.

usually used similarly to "what's good?"

so say "what's goose"

or if you are real hip,

"whiz goose" or "s'goose?" or just plain "goose"

it can also be used as a substitute for almost any words - if you possess the skill and dome to do so.
"what's goose johnny"

"not shit, my girl just slapped me, but it's all goose. What's goose with you bre?"

"not shit, just eating a sub"

"word, well let's get goose on some leggy blondes later"

"that's whaz goose ma man, that's whaz goose."
av bigdaddyporksword 8. august 2014