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During morning sex, John Stewart stands over a woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling "God Bless America".
"Now hold still, Ann Coulter, because I, John Stewart, am about to drop a loaf on your shriveled up skankboobs for a lovely English Breakfast. Gooood Bless Americaaaaaa!!!"
#john stewart #english breakfast #ann coulter #english #breakfast #poop #piss #anchovies #wombats #tea party
av NotJohnStewart 3. desember 2013
To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face
Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. She isn't my girlfriend anymore
#scat #face shit #morning thunder #rise and shine #poop
av Dan Rich 18. februar 2006
During morning sex, the man stands over the woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling like a tea pot.
She was hungry when we woke up, so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and give her an English Breakfast.

"If you step out of line again, I will give you an English Breakfastwith puréed crumpets!" James said to Lindsey.

#english #breakfast #tea #crumpets #morning #sex #poop #piss #duck #butter
av D. Butter 26. januar 2009
When one wakes up their partner by tea bagging them
Jenny was surprised to find that Rod had woken her up by serving her an English Breakfast.
#english breakfast #sack #balls #tea #gooch
av British Gentleman 21. januar 2008
When you wake up your partner by pinching off two crumpets on their chest and then teabag ginger them after you fill their mouth with piss
My girlfriend left me cause I gave her an English breakfast
#english #breakfast #tea #bag #piss
av albynospyder 28. juli 2015
a double dose of aspirin and water
i have a hangover, i need an english breakfast
#water #aspirin #hangover #alcohol #breakfast
av tyronedashizzle 30. april 2007
An English Breakfast is performed during sex after a night of binge drinking and eating greasy take-away food. While your partner is performing oral sex or tossing your salad, you uncontrollably blast a juice-laden fart in their mouth.
I must have eaten a bad doner kebab because I English Breakfast'd Sally last night while she was going to town on my dungerhole.
#english breakfast #tossed salad #fart #ass eating #juicy farts
av Chubbs Rambone 27. juli 2011
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